Curse

EchoSex · Feb 12, 2006, 06:03 PM // 18:03

I learned that the AK and M16 are the best weapons in the universe and nothing can ever, EVER compair to them...

Even though I KNOW that's a load of crap.

Xue Yi Liang · Feb 12, 2006, 06:09 PM // 18:09

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Originally Posted by EchoSex

I learned that the AK and M16 are the best weapons in the universe and nothing can ever, EVER compair to them...

Even though I KNOW that's a load of crap.

You forgot about the dual wielded .50 AE Desert Eagles!

neoteo · Feb 12, 2006, 06:15 PM // 18:15

its possible to be rambo ! any FPS

mayor of a 2 million people city - Sim City

Esrever · Feb 12, 2006, 06:17 PM // 18:17

Pressing A,A,B,B,L,L,R,R,Up,Right,Down,Left will give you infinite ammo. (Various)

All bad stuff happens in warehouses, or any place with wooden boxes and highly explosive barrels. (Every FPS ever made)

All doors require a key card. These doors are color-coded for your convienence.(Doom, and others)

365,200,000 gold coins have no weight and take up no space.(Every RPG ever made)

Your enemies will wait patiently for you to take your turn.(RPGs)

Lou · Feb 12, 2006, 07:16 PM // 19:16

Whenever I can't find a key to a door I shoot up the entire ****ing room.

Swampgirl Inez · Feb 12, 2006, 07:44 PM // 19:44

I learned that chess is the best way to for spirits and ghosts to communicate clues to the living.... or maybe not so "living" (Anything made by Trilobyte and/or Graeme Devine)

Sagius Truthbarron · Feb 12, 2006, 08:15 PM // 20:15

Sometimes, when its late at night, I can still hear the monkies....

LordDeArnise · Feb 12, 2006, 08:25 PM // 20:25

Sometimes, the best strategy is a massive Zerg/Protoss Rush. Sometimes, the best siegers make or break a game. (StarCraft)

Players have the right to brag and boast when they own. (CounterStrike)

We're all glad that we do not live in a WW2 era, that we did not storm Stalingrad, or Omaha Beach, etc. (Call of Duty series, Medal of Honor: Allied Assault)

That virtual women can look hot and kick butt at the same time. (All fighting games, especially the Dead or Alive series)

A system like Guild Wars can cause a new revolution in MMORPG's...a game like World of WarCraft can rule all.

Two words..."LLLLEEEERRRROOOOYYYY JENKINS!" (World of WarCraft)

LordDeArnise · Feb 12, 2006, 08:29 PM // 20:29

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Originally Posted by EchoSex

I learned that the AK and M16 are the best weapons in the universe and nothing can ever, EVER compair to them...

Even though I KNOW that's a load of crap.

Don't forget these guns:

MP5
FN P90
FA-MAS
Arctic Warfare Magnum Sniper Rifle...a.k.a. the AWP, or "The Pwner"

Ultimate_Gaara · Feb 12, 2006, 09:28 PM // 21:28

When things are looking bad just quit and rejoin.

EchoSex · Feb 12, 2006, 09:31 PM // 21:31

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Originally Posted by LordDeArnise

Don't forget these guns:

MP5
FN P90
FA-MAS
Arctic Warfare Magnum Sniper Rifle...a.k.a. the AWP, or "The Pwner"

Two of those are actually extremely decent - The MP5 IS the best around in terms of a traditional SMG, and out of the three PDWs, the FN P90 is the best.

Oh, also learned that recoil is a thing of the past, that if it moves you should shoot it, that if it's red it's a boss, magazines are "clips of ammunition" and that a speedloader is a "round clip."

Idiots and their clips.. CLIPS ARE FOR GIRLS' HAIR.

Xue Yi Liang · Feb 12, 2006, 09:37 PM // 21:37

If you're fleeing from Titans you don't have to run fast ... you just have to run faster than your teammates.

BBoy_Manchild · Feb 12, 2006, 09:48 PM // 21:48

you can pick up hookers, have your way with them, kill them, get your money back, all infront of like 5 cops, and nothing happens
slowmotion makes games that would normally SUCK, somewhat decent
you can jump 3 times your height

heavy metal rules · Feb 12, 2006, 10:06 PM // 22:06

i've learned that from most rpg, that the fate of the world, or city (whatever)
rests soley in myhands and my hands alone. gee i must be the only one alive?

while being attacked/fighting any creature, i can eat and drink to replenish my health/stanima (eq 1 & 2)

I pwnd U · Feb 12, 2006, 10:17 PM // 22:17

I can make any type of animal be my pet.

Divinitys Creature · Feb 12, 2006, 10:29 PM // 22:29

I can call down a meteor shower *pwned*

scars of insanity · Feb 12, 2006, 10:43 PM // 22:43

If you get shot in the arm by a big powerful sniper rifle you will die but if you get shot in the head with a pistol you can still live!! -Counter-Strike 1.6

Hurricanes can kill everything but you. -Diablo 2

If you dont like the video you can push skip. -Guild Wars

You can eat as much food as you want and you will stay skinny -Any Rpg

Xue Yi Liang · Feb 12, 2006, 11:03 PM // 23:03

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Originally Posted by scars of insanity

You can eat as much food as you want and you will stay skinny -Any Rpg

not in Fable

Old Dood · Feb 12, 2006, 11:09 PM // 23:09

Well I swear some people have learned to Drive from video games. Well...Learned maybe the wrong word here...

Xue Yi Liang · Feb 12, 2006, 11:34 PM // 23:34

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Originally Posted by Old Dood

Well I swear some people have learned to Drive from video games. Well...Learned maybe the wrong word here...

Reminds me of the silliness of the news media. Some of us recall when the news was selling the idea that Dungeons and Dragons was turning kids into cultists and satanists. They even made a TV Movie about it ... troubled kid who loses touch with reality because of the game.

Then there was the time when the news hype was all about how FPS games, like DOOM, were turning our youth into violent "expert" killers and marksmen.

What a laugh. I can imagine a fella trained on FPS games scrambling around looking for healthpacks and powerups in the battlefield.